"I'm not crazy- my reality is just different from yours"- Cheshire Cat

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

sueting:

soaur:

burqalicious:

phycso:

What the fck I’m squeaking

NO NOO nO onOOO

Reblogging so I remember to make ALL of these…

There is a god.

(Source: poyzn)

Today in the Helbig Box: Be F*cking Cinnamon Toast Crunch! (x)

Once, I was in math taking a test and one of the questions said, “If Suzy wanted you to wrap,” I stopped reading looked up and said, “But, I’m not a rapper.”

Have you ever gotten so mad you turn ghetto? You’re just like, “Hol’ up. I ain’t wit it now. You betta step back befo I punch you in yo thoak”

One time my grandmother and I were cleaning out her basement and she found a coin. She said, “Oh, I have to look into this.” She gave me the coin to look at and I said, “Grandma, this is a Chuck E. Cheese token.”

NOT SO AMUSED EH?

NOT SO AMUSED EH?